P: I’m running a write in campaign for East Multnomah County Soil Conservation District Seat 2 because no one filed to run for the race.
P: Why wouldn’t I write myself in? And then ask everyone I meet to do so as well.
L: I’m going to advertise for you on the blog. Or on the internet in general.
P: Let me make sure I don’t win this race.
P: What the fuck would happen if I somehow got this thing?
L: Yes, because we are that popular.
P: And then fucked something up…
P: And then the local paper uncovers our blog…
P: And then we would become famous…
P: Omg, put it up!